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  • Manny Delgado, Female neighbour and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Hello Ma'am. Do you love Christmas? Actually, I'm Jewish.” Oh, jeez
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  • Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “But do I coddle her more than any other loving parent? Mm-hmm.” Do I coddle her more than any other parent?
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  • Claire Dunphy and Dylan Marshall in Modern Family: “I was wondering if we could have a little chat. Oh, you want me to go home. No, no.” Oh sweet Dylan
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “you didn't do one thing wrong, you did everything wrong! I don't even know why she...” You did everything wrong!
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  • Alex Dunphy, Phil Dunphy and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “I'll just have to do the best I can with what I was given. Good for you!” Doing the best with what was given.
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “If you're done with the church, just say it. I'm done with the church.” If you're done with it just say it.
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  • Haley Dunphy, Claire Dunphy and Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “Can I have $40 for lunch? I also need a book for school. What book?” What book?
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Mom's in town. Your mom? No. No, your mom. She's back from the grave.” Mom's in town.
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “My heart is racing My watch dialled my Cardiologist, I've never run from the cops...” My heart is racing
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar that's been stepped on, but mine is the mighty wolf!” I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar
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  • Terry Jeffords and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Did you just refer to a knife as a people opener? Should I not have?” Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?
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  • Endy and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What do you want? Just take your cheapest whiskey and pour it into your nearest glass. That's a drink.” What do you want?
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  • Amy Santiago, Scully and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I passed a slutty tree on the way here. Who wants to have sex with a tree?” Halloween is the worst.
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  • Rosa Diaz and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What makes you think I'm upset? The giant hole you carved into the table. Oops. Didn't notice.” What makes you think I'm upset?
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Just got off the phone with the brass. It doesn't look good. They're still trying to...” It doesn't look good.
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  • Captain Ray and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Here are two pictures. One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines.” One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump
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  • Charles Boyle and Captain Ray Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Try being more descriptive. I know you love Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches. Why?” Try being more descriptive.
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  • Jake Peralta and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, Gina. I need a top secret favor. Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your help.” It better not be pregnancy-related
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  • Jake Peralta and Captain Ray Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You slept in your office and you look exactly the same. How? What are you talking about?” Well thats a mess
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  • Captain Ray Holt, Jake Peralta and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Unfortunately, we can't just arrest Figgis, because he has a man inside...” We have a lead
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