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  • Jake Harper and Judith Harper in Two and a Half Men: “I think you're getting senile. Watch your mouth, young man! I can't watch it.” I think you're getting senile.
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Just practicing...” You mean child you
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  • Evelyn Harper and Norman in Two and a Half Men: “You look a lot like my fifth husband. Really? How many times you been married? Four.” You look a lot like my fifth husband.
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  • Charlie Harper and Berta in Two and a Half Men: “I have a firm rule when it comes to sleeping with married women. Yeah, if she's firm enough...” I have a firm rule when it comes to sleeping with married women.
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  • Evelyn Harper and Charlie Harper in Veep: “And I want an unadorned headstone that reads simply, Evelyn Harper: Loving wife, devoted mother.” I want an unadorned headstone
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  • Jake Harper and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Where's the dead guy? Jake, show a little respect. Where's the dead guy, sir?” Show some respect
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “I think I forgot something. If you forgot, isn't important. Yeah, you're right.” I think I forgot something.
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Should I change? You should but after all these years I doubt you will.” Should I change?
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  • Jake Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “I'm sleeping. Sleep in school, like everybody else.” I'm sleeping.
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  • Judith Harper and Evelyn Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Don't you think you've had enough to drink at the magic show, Evelyn?” Don't you think you've had enough
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “I feel sorry that your heart has become so hard and small, that you've lost the capacity...” Classic Charlie
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “What are you afraid of? I'm afraid I'm gonna hit you so hard, I'll be an only-child.” What are you afraid of?
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  • Jake Harper and Berta in Two and a Half Men: “Berta, does Prudence have a boyfriend? Oh, honey, don't get me started. What does that mean?” Oh, honey, don't get me started.
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  • Alan Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “We judge a person by what's inside and not by what they wear. Lucky for you, huh?” We judge a person by what's inside
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “It's not that I don't care about what you want. It's just that you're a kid. What you want doesn't matter.” It's not that I don't care
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  • Missi and Walden Schmidt in Two and a Half Men: “Halloween. Last year, I went to this party as a slutty nurse and then, the year before that, I...” Miley at Two and a half men
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Look at you all grown up and back living with Mom. How good do you feel about yourself right now, on a...” Back living with Mom
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  • Jake Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Boy! Is your eye red. You should see it from in here.” Boy! Is your eye red.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay. I'm not gay. Fine, bi.” I'm not gay
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I've only ever said I love you to two men my entire life. Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark...” I've only ever said "I love you" to two men my entire life.
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