Berta: [seeing Alan's swollen eye] Great googooly moogoolies! What the hell happened to you?
Alan Harper: I'm not sure..
Berta: Looks like you got bitten in the face by one of them Ebola monkeys.
Alan Harper: I don't think so, Berta.
Berta: I mean, you were not exactly eye candy going in but... now. Woof! You could scare the flies off a manure truck!