-
The Ron Swanson book club. -
Are you a couple? -
I've never taken the high road. -
Dear frozen yogurt -
Do we have to sit like this? -
I'm making a mac and cheese pizza. -
I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. -
There are no consequences to my actions -
Hello shrimp! -
Don't worry, babe, I'll protect you. -
And you can trust me. -
I was completely flustered. -
One time my refrigerator stopped working -
Look, I don't have a lot of time. -
On my side, I have facts, science, and reason. -
You spent over $1,000 last year -
You know what makes a good person good? -
Yes, I am a hunter. -
I have to be the grown-up. -
I'm gonna go powder my nose



















