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The Ron Swanson book club.
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Are you a couple?
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I've never taken the high road.
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Dear frozen yogurt
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Do we have to sit like this?
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I'm making a mac and cheese pizza.
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I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
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There are no consequences to my actions
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Hello shrimp!
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Don't worry, babe, I'll protect you.
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And you can trust me.
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I was completely flustered.
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One time my refrigerator stopped working
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Look, I don't have a lot of time.
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On my side, I have facts, science, and reason.
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You spent over $1,000 last year
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You know what makes a good person good?
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Yes, I am a hunter.
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I have to be the grown-up.
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I'm gonna go powder my nose