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The worst thing about texting is that once you send it -
You can't get over a woman until -
Do you wanna have dinner with me? -
I'm pregnant. -
What color are her eyes? -
Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect -
You dumped a porn star? -
Did you want me to kiss you? -
They're six minutes into the date. -
You'll love again someday -
There's a third option -
I realized that I'm searching -
I used to be in such a hurry all the time. -
No -
You want to talk about my top five? -
If I could nail any celebrity -
If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing. -
Everyone's got some baggage -
It's not legendary unless -
There are so many great things



















