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Girls in my school think they can control the world - When Viagra first came out I thought he was gonna die.
- The damage has been done.
- The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
- It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
- My life stinks.
- People say that alcohol cause many deaths
- Money does not buy happiness.
- Been drinking heavier than usual?
- My past is divided between thinks I can't remember and things I don't want to.
- Were you at least close?
- I feel like the universe is playing some horrible practical joke on me.
- Do you think I've been a good role model?
- I might have to write a book report.
- There's a special section in Hell reserved for people like you.
- It seems like yesterday I could party all night
- I'm looking for my daughter
- Hide Chester.
- Looks like you had a tough night.
- Love her
