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Best fake pregnancy test ever. - There's only one thing I hate more than lying
- Welcome to my 2018
- I found all three differences.
- I am not a sore loser.
- Andy ❤❤
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- Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat
- What's more cuterus than your uterus?
- I have a permit.
- Never half ass two things.
- What the hell Ann?
- I've got some bad news for you Andy
- She's the cold, distant mother I never had
- But is it worth the Ethanol?
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- I don't want to date a twin
- Am I?
- Such a sweetheart
- Oh this is me
