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Whore I'm great on skates. - You think you can just bully people but you can't
- In a weird way
- Someone's been following me for two days.
- What celebrity, Sir? Is it a Chris?
- Me after a five minutes on duolingo
- The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.
- Did I just plan the worst wedding in history?
- It was like taking candy from a baby
- Ma'am, if you could just get down
- Changed my relationship status
- What's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry?
- I don't ask people out
- What if I'm pregnant?
- The doctor said all my bleeding was internal
- They'll update our computers
- Four hours is the most I can do
- Explain that
- I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster
- Writing things down is nerdy?
