American Horror Story The funniest Quotes & GIFs

TateHi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up?

MeadowJust when I think my life can't get any worse.

ConstanceI'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt you. Really, really bad.

QueenieMadison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably 'cause she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something.

FionaThe world's not gonna miss a bunch of assholes in Ed Hardy t-shirts.

MadisonI need a cigarette.

QueenieBitch, when's the last time you saw a dermatologist?

IrisI'm not homophobic.

IrisPorn hurts people. Hurts the girls who think they need to screw like that. Hurts the guys who think girls wanna screw like that.

MadameMiss Fiona, you look...

MadameI was going to say beautiful.

VioletGreat we're the Addams family now.

AllyWhere are you getting your information from?

ElsaAnd if you get lonely you hold onto your cheek and I'll be there.

ShelleyMen like sex, no one calls them whores. I hate that word. It's so ugly!

RamonaYou're more dumb than pretty and you're very pretty.

IrisI just, I wanted it to be a beacon of hope for my three followers on Instagram.

FionaShe's innocent. Mostly. She killed the neighbour, but the bitch had it coming.

SisterOh... Where did this come from?

SisterNo, you ninny, I mean who brought it here?

IrisThere's a killer after me!