- Kim knows best
- I'm here to help. Don't eat the help.
- You better photoshop me
- That's racist
- And then we'll call the couch…
- There's a secretary's day?
- You're mine and I am yours. And If we die, we die but first we'll live.
- It takes two to lie
- I can't believe it
- I've got bras older than her
- The one where Chandler was leaving
- I am a victim of a hate crime.
- I don't want any comments
- A Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff?
- Some tingling may ensue
- Dad, can we afford a computer?
- I'm not questioning your honor.
- When you're backed against the wall, break the goddamn thing down.
- You're beginning to think like a businessman.
- Why are you wearing a tux?