Charlie Harpers best Quotes from Two and a half Men

Charlie Harper (played by Charlie Sheen) is an alcoholic womanizer who prides himself on his bachelor lifestyle in a two-story beachfront home in Malibu. He spends his time drinking excessively, smoking cigars, taking drugs, constant womanizing and gambling. Sheen may be playing himself, but he plays himself well, and delivers one killer punchline after the other. Her are some of my favorite Charlie Harper Quoters from "Two and a Half Men".