Michael Quotes from The Good Place
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I was so scared for you!“I told you he was on our side. You're my friends and I, I wanted to save you!”
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Please enter your four-digit pin“Hello, Architect, please enter your four-digit pin. It's my, uh...my birth year. I got to change that. That's too easy to guess.”
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I wanted that mom“Why can't you accept that she might be living a good, honest life? That she's an attractive partner and a good mom?”
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Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.“Yeah. Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.”
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Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.
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Anything in the universe can be up to 104% perfect.“Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That's how you got Beyonce.”
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Show some compassion busty Alexa!“Will you be okay after I leave? This will not affect me in any way.”
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I've come to really like frozen yogurt“There's something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so you can have more of it.”
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Ross and Phoebe? Really?“Well, since we're becoming friends, like Ross and Phoebe... Weird combo to pick, but okay.”