Michael Quotes from The Good Place
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Sorry for eternally dooming you.“So sorry for eternally dooming you. And that's our bad, guys.”
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Can you chill out a little?“Nope. It's gonna be the same every time.”
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I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane“I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun.”
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You're in the good place, Tahani.“Ooh, what a surprise! But yes, I accept.”
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How dare you making fun of this low carb delight“Janet, what’s a food that people think they enjoy but that’s also kind of a bummer? Frozen yogurt.”
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Who doesn’t love them?“I won this ugly yellow toddler, which is one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen.”
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Is he still cute?“How's Jason? Is he still cute? He looks about the same. That sounds cute!”
- Like a unicorn
“It’s a rare occurrence, like a double rainbow. Or like someone on the Internet saying, "You know what? You’ve convinced me I was wrong."”
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The Museum of Human Misery“Oh, yeah. Okay. It's a torture museum. Is there a gift shop? Jason, this is hell. Of course, there's a gift shop.”
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What's that new scent?“Transformers? Yes, they make you smell the way Transformer movies make you feel. Ugh! How do you smell "loud" and "confusing"?”