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This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy. - John Snow took a knife in his heart.
- This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing "Let it Go!"
- Salmonella is not an ingridient.
- This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!
- This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!
- This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
- I came here to eat chicken and kick ass.
- Is there a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?
