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I wouldn't trust you running a bath
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Let me whisper something very important in your ear.
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Salmonella is not an ingridient.
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This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!
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You hurt my friend's feelings.
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That's our thin crust.
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Don’t stare at me, Mary!
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This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.
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I wish you’d jump in the oven.
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Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?