Eleanor Quotes from The Good Place
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No, they are not.“Is he talking about what I think he’s talking about? No, Eleanour. Once again, none of these philosophers is ever talking about...”
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I know that feeling“It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.”
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That’s a little harsh
“Yeah, and we’re an Arizona dirt bag, a human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.”
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Do you have a sec?“Do you have a second to eat my farts?”
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Pulling an Eleanor
“You’re pulling an Eleanor. Posting my cousin’s credit card number on Reddit because she said I looked tired? I forgot I did that.”









