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I will never understand people. - I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.
- Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
- I thought you were a leg man.
- He's one of the worst seeds I've ever met.
- Your standards are too high.
- You prefer dumb to religious?
- I'm not difficult. I'm easy.
- Elaine dancing
- 95 percent of the population is undateable
