- Berta is not holding back
- That's your big secret?
- You know what the problem is?
- I feel for you.
- Alcohol is poison.
- Never, ever, ever again.
- Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
- My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
- Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?