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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “What's the rush? She's 8 years old. Most Vietnamese kids her age are already riding a...” She's 8 years old
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You're being so understanding. It's so unlike you. Are you secretly mad? Are you lulling me into a false sense of...” You're being so understanding.
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “She could lose a couple of pounds, anyways. Thank God you don't have a daughter.” She could lose a couple of pounds
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “What's going on here? I could cut the tension with my machete.” I'm not even surprised she has one.
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Lately we've been getting negative reviews from some of our renters, and they tend to...” Lately we've been getting negative reviews
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  • Cameron Tucker and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “I don't want to wake up dead. You can't wake up and be dead.” I don't want to wake up dead.
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  • Jay Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “I want it to be a surprise. Not a word. I'm your man. You're wearing a purse...” You're wearing a purse
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  • Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “It's humbling to admit...but I'm just too smart to teach.” It's humbling to admit
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Joe Pritchett in Modern Family: “I guess we just have to find something that we have in common, like a project to do...” Oh, Gloria…
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “It wouldn't kill you to break some rules. You're a minor. Take advantage of it.” Another life lesson from Gloria.
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  • Luke Dunphy, Haley Dunphy and Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “Any chance that's for me? It is for mom. I'm planning on making some bad choices...” Any chance that's for me?
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “If you're going to keep giggling, I'll do my own nails. I'm sorry.” It's just funny
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “Oh, my God. You're Ray Liotta. Wow, he really is a big fan. He even knows the name of her...” Oh, my God. You're Ray Liotta.
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Andy, stop whining and be grateful that Haley likes you! She's a stone-cold 10 and you're a Utah 7!” She's a stone-cold 10
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  • Haley Dunphy and Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.” I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Why are you picking on me? Pick on Mitchell, he's playing the flute! Or at least I hope he is...” Pick on Mitchell
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Ohh Mitchel! Who's Mitchel? I'm Magic Mitch.” Ohh Mitchel!
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “And it's so easy. Look, first, you make the little man, then you tie the rope around it's throat.” How to tie a shoe, columbian style
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “What drives Jay Pritchett? A desire never to repeat himself. Let me do that again.” What drives Jay Pritchett?
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  • Manny Delgado in Modern Family: “Joke all you want, but this looks good on an application to NYU or UCLA...or KFC.” Burn
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