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  • Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “Three-bedroom house with a picket fence? Already got one of those. Plus, free meals, laundry, and cable.” Who needs college?
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Am I too competitive? I mean, she does often say, Phil, do you always have to finish first?” Am I too competitive?
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “What's going on, Cam? I was gone for 45 minutes, and now our living room's beauty salon?” What's going on, Cam?
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “I couldn’t take another Saturday of hide and seek, at this point, I spent more time in the closet than Mitchell.” Jay on hide and seek
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  • Cameron Tucker and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “She happens to be my best friend!! Yeah, like Tom and Jerry are best friends!” She happens to be my best friend!!
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Joe Pritchett in Modern Family: “Pull! She won't budge! The only explanation is that somebody snuck into my closet...” Same thing happened to me!
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  • Fireman in Modern Family: “This is the second kitchen fire in two months. We love that you're a fan, but maybe you should just buy a calendar.” He does look kinda cute
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Stop. You know the rules. Helmet. Off with you.” You know the rules.
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  • Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “It was the longest I've been without a phone since phones. It was hard at first -- the twitching thumbs, the...” It was the longest I've been without a phone
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Did you hit something we can talk about? Or should I hose the front and find a body shop that doesn't ask questions?” Wouldn't be the first time
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You getting hurt is the worst possible thing that can happen to me.” Everyone deserves a Phil in his her life
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “I don't trust lakes. Where I come from, this is where we dump drugs or dead bodies.” Gloria being Gloria!
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  • Luke Dunphy and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “In hindsight, I should have pulled my head out before I nailed the post back in. Live and learn.” Live and learn.
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  • Danielle in Modern Family: “Are you mansplaining mansplaining to me?” Are you mansplaining "mansplaining" to me?
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  • Alex Dunphy and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “What do you think would've happened if Marie Curie had given up? She wouldn't have died of...” Haley on Marie Curie
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “One of the few perks of getting up there is the ability to say no without guilt. Can I have a ride to the airport?” One of the few perks of getting up there
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  • Mitchell Pritchett, Vendor and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Can you point me in the direction of your finest sports caps? What team? GAY.” What Team?
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  • Haley Dunphy and Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “Who are you texting? Ahh! No one. I'm just reading my horoscope. Liar. Why would anyone read...” Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day?
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “We need to get to that boat before Haley hooks up with Dylan. She wouldn't do something...” Like if you hate them too
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  • Sal, Sam and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “Sammy, tell your Guncles hello like i taught you. Enchante. What am I looking at here?” Guncles
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