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  • Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird...” I used to be with it
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  • Man helping Homer and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Homer, this-this is never easy to say. I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.” I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.
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  • Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Well, you know what I think? I think Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich.” I think Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich.
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Why all the black? Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?” Why all the black?
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  • Selma Bouvier in The Simpsons: “This is just smoke and ash.” This is just smoke and ash.
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  • Artie Ziff and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Doesn't your father ever read to you? He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real.” Doesn't your father ever read to you?
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  • Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson and others in The Simpsons: “This might upset them. Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.” Nothing you say can upset us.
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  • Mr. Burns in The Simpsons: “I don't like being outdoors, Smithers.” I don't like being outdoors
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  • Lisa Simpson and Mrs.Hoover in The Simpsons: “Miss Hoover, I don't think I can dissect an animal. I think it's wrong. Okay, Lisa.” I don't think I can dissect an animal.
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  • Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons: “Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans...breeding will be permitted once every seven years.” Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy
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  • Lisa Simpson and Simpson in The Simpsons: “So all the Simpson women turn out okay. The defective Simpson gene is on the Y chromosome, so only men...” So all the Simpson women turn out okay.
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  • Marge Simpson, Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “Homie, you married every gay couple in town. Eh, what can I say? I love love.” You married every gay couple in town
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  • Lisa Simpson and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death.” I think it's ironic
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  • The Simpsons: “Men.” Men.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “LISA! I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country.” Lisa smoking
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  • Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Itchy should have tied Scratchy's tongue with a taut-line hitch, not a sheet bend.” Itchy should have
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  • George Cooper and Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “Sheldon there are plenty of stupid people in the world, but when they're older than you, you...” I know what you did there.
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Ms Hutchins in Young Sheldon: “And how are you doing? Since when are you interested? My father told me I should be kind to old...” And how are you doing?
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  • Georgie Cooper and George Cooper in Young Sheldon: “What's a math emergency? That's when things don't add up.” Dad jokes for the win.
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  • Girl Scouts and Grace Adler in Will and Grace: “Would you like to buy a candy bar? You may have ruined your mother's body, but you're not gonna...” Would you like to buy a candy bar?
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