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  • Mr. Burns and Abraham Simpson in The Simpsons: “Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself? How long was that?” Oh, Simpson
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  • Devil in The Simpsons: “Goodbye Bart! Remember, lie, cheat, steal and listen to heavy metal music!” Lie, cheat, steal and listen to heavy metal music!
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  • The Simpsons: “Nod dogs were harmed in the filming of this episode. A cat got sick, and somebody shot a duck, but that's it.” Nod dogs were harmed in the filming of this episode. A cat got sick, and somebody shot a duck, but that's it.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Oh, Lisa. Haven't you seen Home Alone? If some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.” Haven't you seen Home Alone?
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  • Mr. Burns in The Simpsons: “Cause of parents death? Got in my way.” Cause of parents death?
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  • Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “Bart would you like to say grace? God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.” Bart would you like to say grace?
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  • Marge Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Lisa, is that too spicy for you? I can see through time.” Is that too spicy for you?
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  • Ned Flanders and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Well, well, well, looks like someone's having a pre-Rapture party. It's a meeting of gay witches...” Looks like someone's having a pre-Rapture party
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Are you ready? Just gotta put my shoes on.” Are you ready?
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  • Miss Hoover and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Lisa, you're not sprinkling your sparkles. Shove it.” Lisa, you're not sprinkling your sparkles.
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  • Dana Scully and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “This is a simple lie detector test. I'm going to ask a few yes or no questions and you just try...” This is a simple lie detector test.
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  • Mr Burns in prison
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Homer! Homer, he's not going to get tired. You've got to hit him back. Hit him back!” Homer!
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “I can't believe I ate the whole thing.” I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
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  • Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Look Dad, I made a modest studio apartment for my Malibu Stacy doll. This is the kitchen, this is where she prints...” You're not listening to me!
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  • Guy and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Listen, baby, I always get what I want. I said, no. Oh, did you? Oh, I completely misunderstood.” I said, no.
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  • Grampa Simpson, Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “It's rotten being old. No one listens to you. It's awful being a kid.” Simpsons be droppin truth bombs
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  • Homer Simpson and Therapist in The Simpsons: “I always just figured my wife was my soulmate. But if it's not Marge, then who is it?” I always just figured my wife was my soulmate.
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  • Homer Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again. I'd like to believe that this time. I really would.” I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
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  • Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird...” I used to be with it
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