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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “What is troubling you, my son? I mean, my girl son?” What is troubling you, my son?
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  • Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum in The Simpsons: “Managers manage, and players play. Do alligators alligate?” Managers manage, and players play.
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  • Moe Szyslak in The Simpsons: “Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people...you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face.” You try to be nice to people
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  • Homer Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Donut? No, thanks, you have any fruit? This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.” Donut?
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  • Abraham Simpson in The Simpsons: “You're never too old to ruin things for the young.” You're never too old to ruin things for the young.
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  • The Simpsons: “Lost child. No reward.” Lost child. No reward.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Give me the number for 911!” Hello Operator?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “It symbolizes that she's my property, and I own her.” Homer on wedding rings
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  • Mr. Burns, Lenny Leonard and Carl Carlson in The Simpsons: “I bring you love. It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! BREAK IT'S LEGS!” I bring you love.
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  • Moe Szyslak in The Simpsons: “I've done stuff I ain't proud of. And the stuff I am proud of is disgusting.” I've done stuff I ain't proud of
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  • Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Y'ello. Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you. Batman? No, he's a scientist.” Batman?
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  • Jimbo Jones in The Simpsons: “You kissed a girl! That is so gay!” You kissed a girl!
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  • Marge Simpson and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon in The Simpsons: “I knew you had your hands full with the babies, so I baked you some banana bread.” Oh, hallelujah
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  • Mr. Burns and Abraham Simpson in The Simpsons: “Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself? How long was that?” Oh, Simpson
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  • Devil in The Simpsons: “Goodbye Bart! Remember, lie, cheat, steal and listen to heavy metal music!” Lie, cheat, steal and listen to heavy metal music!
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  • The Simpsons: “Nod dogs were harmed in the filming of this episode. A cat got sick, and somebody shot a duck, but that's it.” Nod dogs were harmed in the filming of this episode. A cat got sick, and somebody shot a duck, but that's it.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Oh, Lisa. Haven't you seen Home Alone? If some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.” Haven't you seen Home Alone?
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  • Mr. Burns in The Simpsons: “Cause of parents death? Got in my way.” Cause of parents death?
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  • Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “Bart would you like to say grace? God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.” Bart would you like to say grace?
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  • Marge Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Lisa, is that too spicy for you? I can see through time.” Is that too spicy for you?
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