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  • Lois Griffin and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane. Never! Damn the broccoli!” It's broccoli
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.” Daddy loves ya
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  • Stewie Griffin and Brian Griffin in Family Guy: “Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date? Same thing that always happens: she was...” What happened with your date?
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  • Brian Griffin and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Seriously, who buys a novelty fire extinguisher? I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough...” Who buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
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  • Howard Wolowitz and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Uh...guys, were there any nuts in that food? I don't think so, why?” Were there any nuts in that food?
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Have you ever been off the grid before? Once, the battery ran out on my phone.” We all know this horror
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  • Leonard and Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “You're my best friend and I want you to have the wedding of your dreams. On Mars?” I want you to have the wedding of your dreams
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  • Howard and Bernadette in The Big Bang Theory: “Don't you think you should go back to work, because you make more money.” Don't you think you should go back to work
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  • Howard and Bernadette in The Big Bang Theory: “I think it's pretty sexist of you to say, a dad can't stay home with his children.” You know what else is sexist
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  • Leonard and Amy in The Big Bang Theory: “Do you guys have a location yet? 'Cause you don't have a lot of time. Hey, it took us nine months to...” Do you guys have a location yet?
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  • Penny and Bernadette in The Big Bang Theory: “What are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be on bed rest. That's done, but I've been on...” Let me help you
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  • Bernadette and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is. Oh, thank you. Go put on some more...” I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is
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  • Penny and Leonard in The Big Bang Theory: “When did you pick out our kids' names? Remember that day you moved into the building? Yes.” When did you pick out our kids' names?
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  • Chief Wiggum in The Simpsons: “I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.” I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.
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  • Chief Wiggum in The Simpsons: “Uh, no you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.” You got the wrong number.
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  • Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Homer, you’re as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!” You're as dumb as a mule
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  • Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.” I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.
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  • Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “Who's cuter now?” Who's cuter now?
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  • Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “I love these lazy Saturdays. It's Wednesday, Homer.” I love these lazy Saturdays.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Look at this country.. U R Gay.” Look at this country
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