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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap.” Love is like a fart.
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “You know that Chuck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin behind his beard, it's only another fist.” Chuck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin behind his beard
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. You're my silver medal.” I had such a crush on her.
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  • Lois Griffin and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane. Never! Damn the broccoli!” It's broccoli
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.” Daddy loves ya
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  • Stewie Griffin and Brian Griffin in Family Guy: “Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date? Same thing that always happens: she was...” What happened with your date?
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  • Brian Griffin and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Seriously, who buys a novelty fire extinguisher? I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough...” Who buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
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  • Howard Wolowitz and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Uh...guys, were there any nuts in that food? I don't think so, why?” Were there any nuts in that food?
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Have you ever been off the grid before? Once, the battery ran out on my phone.” We all know this horror
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  • Leonard and Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “You're my best friend and I want you to have the wedding of your dreams. On Mars?” I want you to have the wedding of your dreams
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  • Howard and Bernadette in The Big Bang Theory: “Don't you think you should go back to work, because you make more money.” Don't you think you should go back to work
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  • Howard and Bernadette in The Big Bang Theory: “I think it's pretty sexist of you to say, a dad can't stay home with his children.” You know what else is sexist
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  • Leonard and Amy in The Big Bang Theory: “Do you guys have a location yet? 'Cause you don't have a lot of time. Hey, it took us nine months to...” Do you guys have a location yet?
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  • Penny and Bernadette in The Big Bang Theory: “What are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be on bed rest. That's done, but I've been on...” Let me help you
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  • Bernadette and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is. Oh, thank you. Go put on some more...” I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is
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  • Penny and Leonard in The Big Bang Theory: “When did you pick out our kids' names? Remember that day you moved into the building? Yes.” When did you pick out our kids' names?
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  • Chief Wiggum in The Simpsons: “I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.” I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.
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  • Chief Wiggum in The Simpsons: “Uh, no you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.” You got the wrong number.
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  • Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Homer, you’re as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!” You're as dumb as a mule
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  • Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.” I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.
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