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You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me. -
If I was gonna kill myself -
We all know what's going on here. -
I guess we'll split the bill 13 ways? -
Are you sleeping on the job? -
I'm a social drinker, not an alcoholic. -
You ever just drive through a town and wonder -
Why did we stop? -
Will do moose stuff for money -
You know, if you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that'd be just fine. -
I'm going to get a floor mirror to squat over -
You can't give up sex. -
And don't you mouth off to me -
Thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet. -
I got drunk and then got my picture taken -
I spent all morning on a boat drinking beer -
You know what really grinds my gears? -
When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real. -
Why did all the dinosaurs die out? -
I just can't understand any of this