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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Sheldon told me he had a new assistant named Alex. He didn't mention that Alex was a girl.” Sheldon told me he had a new assistant
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Something's wrong with me. I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.” Something's wrong with me.
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Guess who won a hundred dollars playing craps. That's a dollar.” Guess who won a hundred dollars playing craps.
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  • Dr. Alfred Hofstadter and Beverly Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Hello, my hateful shrew. Hello to you, you wrinkled old bastard.” Hello, my hateful shrew.
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “Boy, if my mom could see me now, she'd lock me in the sin closet.” Boy, if my mom could see me now
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I hope you didn't think you were gonna get through tonight without a hug.” I hope you didn't think you were gonna get through tonight without a hug.
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I just need to throw in a few last minute things. You know, make-up, underwear, clothes.” I just need to throw in a few last minute things.
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Hey, girlfriend. Can I get a what what? What? Close enough.” Can I get a what what?
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “Crikey! What flag do we have today? Australia, mate!” Crikey! What flag do we have today?
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?” Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “A little voice in my head said, I couldn't do it. So I practiced and practiced and you know what?” So I practiced and practiced
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  • Leonard Hofstadter, Sheldon Cooper and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “It's May the fourth. Get it? May the fourth be with you?” It's May the fourth.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know...” No one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do.
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “So, you and Leonard. Little misunderstanding, huh? A little misunderstanding?” Little misunderstanding
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “Apple slices? What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?” Same goes for salades
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Oh, I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish, and the occasional steak. I LOVE steak.” I'm a vegetarian.
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Some people say Love is stronger than the miles between you. When I rise to power...” Love is stronger than the miles between you.
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  • Meg Griffin and Death in Family Guy: “You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me. Well that would just leave England.” You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
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  • Peter Griffin and Meg Griffin in Family Guy: “Hey, Lois, if I was gonna kill myself, do I slit my wrists this way or this way?” If I was gonna kill myself
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  • Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy: “We all know what's going on here. It's just implied but we all know what's going on in this thought bubble.” We all know what's going on here.
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