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  • Eliot Waugh and Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “And take turns blowing the horse. Did you see the look on Quentin's face?” The look on his face
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  • Leslie Knope and Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “From time to time, when I think of an eloquent saying or a phrase, I have Tom write it down.” He's collecting them for my memoirs.
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “It's you and me, together for always.” It's you and me, together for always.
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  • Neighbour and Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “I have never once said a word about that obnoxious parrot of yours that’s always squawking.” Parrot? What Parrot?
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms..” Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon
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  • Kelly Kapoor in The Office: “Darryl is the most complicated man that I have ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking?” Who says exactly what they are thinking?
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  • Sansa Stark in Game of Thrones: “When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.” When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. – Sansa Stark
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  • Tate Langdon and Zoe Benson in American Horror Story: “I painted it black. I know how you don't like normal things. You're the first boy to ever...” I painted it black.
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!” You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!
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  • Black Man and Redneck in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Who was working that farm? My Family! Do you know how much a slave cost back then?” Oh no he didn't
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  • Chandler Bing and Ross Geller in Friends: “Hold on... There is something different. I went to that tanning place your WIFE suggested.” Hold on... There is something different.
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  • Margo Hanson and Penny Adiyodi in The Magicians: “Bring him to me. Why? I wanna get my Catherine the Great on.” Google it. Totally hilarious.
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “Anal dilation aside. What do you think of our case?” Anal dilation aside
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  • Bronn in Game of Thrones: “Now, go drink till it feels like you did the right thing.” Now go drink until you feel like you did the right thing.
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  • Old Man, CL and OM in Pawn Stars: “OM: Chumlee, shut the f*ck up. I know what I’m doing Chumlee. I’ve been around for awhile.” he just irritates the shit out of me
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  • Mike Ross and Rachel Zane in Suits: “Wow, you're pretty. Good. You've hit on me. We can get it out of the way that I'm not interested.” Wow, you're pretty.
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  • Karen and Hank in Californication: “You look great. I look like a fucking FBI agent!” You look great
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea.” If you get pulled over for speeding
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  • Kai Anderson in American Horror Story: “I said there is nothing more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man.” There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man.
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  • Castiel in Supernatural: “If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? [pauses] Perhaps she’s done something...” If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter
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