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That's where trouble began -
Facebook, Twitter, Instagram -
Why are you smiling? -
Is he still cute? -
I thought you were dead. -
Technically we're all half centaur. -
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants -
Once you have a PhD -
Kids born in the year 2000 -
My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand. -
If humans could fly we'd consider it exercise -
The person who would proofread Hitler's speeches -
If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016 -
You're literally listening to turkey calls. -
I don't like to throw around the word "butthead" -
I think you're underestimating the voters. -
You had a crush on me! -
I don't care about that prize. -
Can't make a good soup -
Oh, my God, those look great.