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You said he was all right.
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Twitter is stupid.
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That's what family is.
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Is she still your girlfriend?
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Fine doesn't mean fine.
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That's what success is for
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It's life.
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Losing a good friend is never easy
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That's where trouble began
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Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
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Why are you smiling?
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Is he still cute?
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I thought you were dead.
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Technically we're all half centaur.
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If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants
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Once you have a PhD
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Kids born in the year 2000
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My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.
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If humans could fly we'd consider it exercise
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The person who would proofread Hitler's speeches