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  • Rachel Green and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “Has anybody seen my engagement ring? It's beautiful.”
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  • Charlie Harper and Berta in Two and a Half Men: “I got a rash in my, you know, private area. Private? You get more traffic you're gonna have to...” Berta is not holding back
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  • Police Officer, Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I assume one of you is the father. I am. That's me. Actually, we're both the father.” I assume one of you is the father.
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Hey David what'd you find? Sure half a carat is fine. Her freakishly small hands make anything look big.” Sure half a carat is fine
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  • Ari Gold in Entourage: “I knew you liked dick, Babs, but i didn’t realize you were a cocksucker.” I knew you liked dick, Babs
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  • Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “[Dean drinks beer] Seriously? Dude, it’s like noon! Uh, well you drank all the coffee so...” Seriously? It's like noon
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  • Michael and Jason in The Good Place: “What do you guys think The Bad Place is gonna be for you? I’ll probably go to a Skrillex concert and I’ll...” It will never come
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  • Man and Beatrice in Another Period: “What is your favourite time of the day? Uhm...uhm I think I should ask a man. I can't think of a better...” What is your favourite time of the day?
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Go to China. Eat Chinese food. Of course there, they just call it food.” Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
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  • Harvey and Evelyn Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Well, you know, you do the best you can to raise them [children], and in the end, they drive...” You do the best you can to raise them
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week.” Sleepy, Dopey, and Grumpy.
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  • Tate Langdon and Zoe Benson in American Horror Story: “I want to be with you so badly. And that's never happened to me. With a girl. Are you gay?” I want to be with you so badly.
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I tell her she's pretty a hundred times a day, and she's never said I'm pretty once.” I tell her she's pretty a hundred times a day
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.” The most amazing things
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  • Beverly and Barry in The Goldbergs: “What do you want for breakfast? Privacy, Mom!” What do you want for breakfast?
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  • American Horror Story: “Normal people scare me.” Normal people scare me.
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  • Eliot Waugh and Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “And take turns blowing the horse. Did you see the look on Quentin's face?” The look on his face
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  • Leslie Knope and Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “From time to time, when I think of an eloquent saying or a phrase, I have Tom write it down.” He's collecting them for my memoirs.
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “It's you and me, together for always.” It's you and me, together for always.
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  • Neighbour and Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “I have never once said a word about that obnoxious parrot of yours that’s always squawking.” Parrot? What Parrot?
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