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Send nude pics of your heart to me. -
What is the maximum number of books that I can check out? -
How are you this close to being dragged to Hell and still horny? -
I'm still waiting on a response -
The best robot. -
My soulmate will be... books! -
Who are they gonna believe? -
But then I remembered -
Girl, you are a messy bench -
You're in the good place, Tahani. -
How dare you making fun of this low carb delight -
Who doesn’t love them? -
Relatable -
I don't need another friend. -
Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are rules. -
I'd like to meet a nice girl -
My perfect Valentine's Day? -
Are you guys hungry? -
They do say that opposites attract. -
There's no such thing as safe love.