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I went to Princeton -
Another legendary Eleanor Shellstropism. -
I'm gonna go punch a wall -
I used to have a breakup routine -
Just a warning -
I'll be damned -
You can't erase that booty. -
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Babies aren't supposed to smoke! -
Why are you sleeping with a knife? -
Donkey Doug is your father -
Lies are like tigers. -
How do I know that this version is the best version of myself? -
Most Likely to Die Young and Unaccomplished -
You flew all the way here from Arizona -
You got this. -
I gave them all to Good Will. -
How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? -
I'm not bi either. -
Hey man, what's up.