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You can be part of the problem or part of the solution
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If I ever go missing or am found dead
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Family is a gift you receive every day.
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I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses.
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When was the last time you showered?
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A Real Man
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A lie is just a great story
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When I let a day go by without talking to you
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I'm such a mess, why do you even like me?
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I appreciate your help
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I can't do this anymore.
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Just be yourself. Say something nice.
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You live in Ohio, right?
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Think of me as Yoda.
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You're staring at my boobs.
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The worst thing about texting is that once you send it
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You can't get over a woman until
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Do you wanna have dinner with me?
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I'm pregnant.
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What color are her eyes?