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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “Have you ever seen sex from above? It's horrible. That's why God thinks it's a sin.” Have you ever seen sex from above?
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying, and I am not dying, my friend.” The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “There's too many people on the Earth. We need a new plague.” There's too many people on the Earth.
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  • Kevin in Kevin can wait: “I will ride it 116 times. I thrive in this environment. I'm not afraid.” I thrive in this environment
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  • Penny and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “You know I love you, so will you please relax because you're driving me crazy.” Ahhh, for the first time
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  • Hannah Morganthal and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Boys can't hold me for too long, because I can overheat. Girls can't hold me for too long...” Boys can't hold me for too long
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “Hey panini head, are you listening to me?” Hey panini head, are you listening to me?
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour. I know, that’s why I...” In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Every day you teach me something new about art and history, and why I shouldn't eat everything that smells good...” Every day you teach me something new
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Those aren't dumb shapes. They're a pair of boobs. And then two extra side boobs.” They're a pair of boobs.
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  • Chris Griffin and Consuela in Family Guy: “Can I have some covers? No.. no.. you fat keep you warm.” Can I have some covers?
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  • Andrea in Supernatural: “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” With your sense of direction
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “I don't take meetings I set them” I don't take meetings I set them
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Helium. Taylor Swift. Pi. Kardashian. More specific. Khloe? Yes!” Their friendship is so sweet
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “iPhone drop! But I won't, because I don't have Apple Care.” Iphone drop
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  • New Girl: “I'm not really a dessert person.” Look at Jess' face!
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.” Relatable
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  • Eliot Waugh and Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians: “This is a disaster. I have nothing to wear. Honestly, all vests look the same to me.” This is a disaster. I have nothing to wear.
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  • Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I'm not superstitious, but... I'm a little-stitious.” I'm not superstitious
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