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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “Hey panini head, are you listening to me?” Hey panini head, are you listening to me?
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour. I know, that’s why I...” In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Every day you teach me something new about art and history, and why I shouldn't eat everything that smells good...” Every day you teach me something new
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Those aren't dumb shapes. They're a pair of boobs. And then two extra side boobs.” They're a pair of boobs.
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  • Chris Griffin and Consuela in Family Guy: “Can I have some covers? No.. no.. you fat keep you warm.” Can I have some covers?
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  • Andrea in Supernatural: “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” With your sense of direction
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “I don't take meetings I set them” I don't take meetings I set them
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Helium. Taylor Swift. Pi. Kardashian. More specific. Khloe? Yes!” Their friendship is so sweet
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “iPhone drop! But I won't, because I don't have Apple Care.” Iphone drop
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  • New Girl: “I'm not really a dessert person.” Look at Jess' face!
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.” Relatable
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  • Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner in The Simpsons: “You know I’m a Sagittarius. Principal Skinner Really? I’m a Libra, there’s a lot...” You know I’m a Sagittarius
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  • Eliot Waugh and Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians: “This is a disaster. I have nothing to wear. Honestly, all vests look the same to me.” This is a disaster. I have nothing to wear.
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  • Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I'm not superstitious, but... I'm a little-stitious.” I'm not superstitious
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  • Pam and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “She won't wait. She wouldn't listen. I couldn't hear you over that print.” I couldn't hear you over that print.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” You tried your best and failed miserably.
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  • Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “I finally get to see what a vagina looks... Oh God! Oh my God! Oh my God!” I finally get to see what a vagina looks like
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “I am 40 years of age, and I’ve never ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little, as you.” I am 40 years of age and I've never ever ever
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  • Harvey Specter and Gretchen in Suits: “The big 6-0? A: I'm not the one pushing 60. You better not be talking to me.” I'm not the one pushing 60.
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