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  • Jonah and Amy in Veep: “Looks who it is, everybody, It's your favorite Jonah! You're not even your Mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah.” Your mom
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  • Mr. Burns and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “So, what do you think of today's popular music scene? I think it distracts people from more...” Chill Lisa, chill
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  • Phoebe Buffay, Monica Geller, Chandler Bing and others in Friends: “Chandler, what are you doing? Chandler! oh my god! You're smoking again?” Chandler, what are you doing?
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Ignore then Amy, they'll never have a relationship as good as ours! Is this when he says...” They'll never have a relationship as good as ours!
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Phil’s-Osophy .. wiser words have never been spoken before” Phil’s-Osophy
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  • Kris Jenner and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “She needs us right now. I think an e-mail would be sufficient.” She needs us right now
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  • Andi and Adam in Man with a Plan: “She's going through puberty. She is going to be moody, bossy and complicated. So when are you going to finish...” She's going through puberty
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Kill them with success. Bury them with a smile.” Kill them with success. Bury them with a smile.
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  • Rashesh in The Big Bang Theory: “Well uh to paraphrase Shakespeare, it’s better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download...” It’s better to have loved and lost
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken. Yeah, well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie.” Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time just like that. You could wake up dead tomorrow.” Don't let Krusty's death get you down
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  • Simone Garnett and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Great news, everyone! The funding from the neuroscience department came through!” Great news, everyone!
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  • Ralph Wiggum in The Simpsons: “Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers.” Hello there
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  • Kris Jenner and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I think my favorite day of this last year was probably the day when Oprah came...” Probably Oprah
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “Have you ever seen sex from above? It's horrible. That's why God thinks it's a sin.” Have you ever seen sex from above?
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying, and I am not dying, my friend.” The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “There's too many people on the Earth. We need a new plague.” There's too many people on the Earth.
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  • Kevin in Kevin can wait: “I will ride it 116 times. I thrive in this environment. I'm not afraid.” I thrive in this environment
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  • Penny and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “You know I love you, so will you please relax because you're driving me crazy.” Ahhh, for the first time
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  • Hannah Morganthal and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Boys can't hold me for too long, because I can overheat. Girls can't hold me for too long...” Boys can't hold me for too long
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