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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Bitcoins. Everything you don’t understand about money, combined with everything you don’t...” Cryptocurrencies
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  • Michael Scott, Phyllis Lapin and Karen Filippelli in The Office: “What do you think of roleplay? It can be fun. Jan has this schoolgirl fantasy.” What do you think of roleplay?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels...” The code of the schoolyard
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Howard, I appreciate the effort, but this is like, the worst date of my life.” The worst date of my life
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “If you are ever into a jam, a crayon scrunched upon under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.” If you are ever into a jam
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “I just want somebody who gets me. Somebody who's comfortable in my world, and makes me laugh, and occasionally...” I just want somebody who gets me.
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  • Berta in Two and a Half Men: “Know how they say if your erection lasts for more than four hours you should call your doctor?” When Viagra first came out I thought he was gonna die.
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “It's like my girl Beyonce says: If you like it, you shoulda put a ring on it.” It's like my girl Beyonce says
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Winston if you think those shoes are brown, what colour do you think you are?” What colour do you think you are?
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  • Rachel Zane in Suits: “I've got a photographic memory. I'm pretty much a legal superhero.” I've got a photographic memory.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Relax. I can get this open. Anybody got a coat hanger? I do. Oh, no, wait a minute, I took it out...” Relax, I got this.
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  • Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “So I took a pregnancy test, and I might be pregnant. There's a might...” I might be pregnant.
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  • Old man and Michael Scott in The Office: “I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam. Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it's lovely.” I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam.
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  • Rachel Zane in Suits: “I keep getting all these dating site pop-ups. It's like my computer is accusing me of being single.” I keep getting all these dating site pop-ups.
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “You two are pantin’ like a couple of boars at breedin time.” Like a couple of boars
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “The world is such a complicated place if you've got higher reasoning skills.” The world is such a complicated place
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Have goals so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people.” Have goals so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people.
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I commissioned a new negligee, custom made by a Japanese men I found on Etsy.xxx. I can't wait for Cece to see me in it.” I commissioned a new negligee
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “It’s not easy being drunk all the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it.” It’s not easy being drunk all the time.
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “If it's 'creepy' to use the internet, military satellites and robot aircraft to find a house full of...” It's ambitious
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