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You smell like strawberries.
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Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.
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You're not really mean, are you?
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You really should try one of those standing desks.
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I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin
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FBI!
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Gloria, just being Colombian!
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This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!
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Winners don't make excuses when the other side plays the game.
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I’m gonna make you a mix tape
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Talent, charm, beauty, money
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I'll pay for your flight back
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What made you think I was gay?
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Call me when you catch up.
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You hurt my friend's feelings.
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Last time I tried absinthe
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I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.
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Fat Wolverine
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I thought I'd visit the people I love.
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To alcohol!