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  • Ari Gold in Entourage: “Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!” Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant!” I wouldn't trust you running a bath
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  • Penny and Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.” I’m a Sagittarius
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “The greatest country on Earth. You hear that Denmark? You go fuck yourself!” The greatest country on Earth
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  • Krill Commander and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “Give me the device or I will destroy your ship! Could you move a couple steps to the right?” Could you move a couple steps to the right?
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  • Kid and Tony in After Life: “Pedo! I'm not a Pedo. And if I was, you'd be safe, you tubby, little ginger cunt.” Pedo!
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “A lot of people never graduated high school. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank... Forget the last one.” A lot of people never graduated high school
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  • Donna and Kevin in Kevin can wait: “If the leaves in the frontyard got raked up, that would be great. Oh, that would be unbelievable.” That would be great
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Honey, you're simple, you're shallow, and you're a common whore. That's why we're soulmates.” Honey, you're simple
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I will never understand people. They're the worst.” I will never understand people.
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  • Sue and Selina in Veep: “Madam President, Chinese hackers breached the NSA firewall earlier this morning. Any chance they fixed the wifi? I'll check.” We've been hacked
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which...” You don't need people’s opinion on a fact.
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.” You talk to God, you're religious.
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  • Barry in The Goldbergs: “Who showers every day?! What am I, the governor?! This is ridiculous!” Every day, no way
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So what I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” What I hear when I'm being yelled at
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  • Jack and Victor in A.P. BIO: “Seems like one of you ought to give up the perm. But what about when we get separated at church or Six Flags?” We always look for the curl
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  • Rachel Zane and Donna Paulsen in Suits: “New dress? What can I say? It deserved me.” New dress?
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “Amy Farrah Fowler, will you share this toothbrush holder with me? I would love to.” Will you share this toothbrush holder with me?
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Watch a sunrise at least once a day.” Watch a sunrise
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Everybody’s getting some but me.” Everyone but me
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