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  • Selina in Veep: “Now why don't you go fuck yourself in your own asshole.” Now why don't you
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  • Penny and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “I don't need to be famous or have some big career to be happy. Then what do you need?” What do you need?
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all Whaaaat?” When life gives you lemonade
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  • Dean Winchester and Professor Donatello Redfield in Supernatural: “Professor Redfield. FBI. Call me Donatello. I’m named after him.” Call me Donatello
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  • Ari Gold in Entourage: “People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase’s brother, Johnny Chase, a job.” You all have one goal today
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  • Dinesh Chugtai and Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “I'm out of my relationship. You raided out your girlfriend to the FBI to break up with her?” I'm out of my relationship
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  • Capt. Ed Mercer and Lt. Cmdr. Bortus in The Orville: “So, what this just goes until somebody... Ahhhh! Latchkum!” Latchkum!
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  • Cameron Tucker and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Okay, do you have any Queens? Yeah, two big ones. Okay, you know what?” Do you have any Queens?
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  • George Cooper and Missy Cooper in Young Sheldon: “I don't understand why that dog is so interested in Sheldon. Maybe Bucky likes the way Sheldon...” I don't understand why that dog is so interested in Sheldon.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Please. Amy when I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal...” The truth is, I don't know what I feel
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  • Ari Gold and Lloyd in Entourage: “Why the fuck did you just tell him that I had a more important lunch? You think that’s gonna put a smile on his...” Why the fuck did you just tell him that
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  • Ari Gold in Entourage: “Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!” Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant!” I wouldn't trust you running a bath
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  • Penny and Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.” I’m a Sagittarius
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “The greatest country on Earth. You hear that Denmark? You go fuck yourself!” The greatest country on Earth
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  • Krill Commander and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “Give me the device or I will destroy your ship! Could you move a couple steps to the right?” Could you move a couple steps to the right?
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  • Kid and Tony in After Life: “Pedo! I'm not a Pedo. And if I was, you'd be safe, you tubby, little ginger cunt.” Pedo!
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “A lot of people never graduated high school. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank... Forget the last one.” A lot of people never graduated high school
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  • Donna and Kevin in Kevin can wait: “If the leaves in the frontyard got raked up, that would be great. Oh, that would be unbelievable.” That would be great
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Honey, you're simple, you're shallow, and you're a common whore. That's why we're soulmates.” Honey, you're simple
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