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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned.” Would you like some aloe vera?
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Howard I have never said that you are not good at what you do. It's just that what you do is not worth doing.” I have never said that you are not good at what you do
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity. Gotta tell you it was more fun taking it out and playing with it.” My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity
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  • Sheldon Cooper, President Siebert and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “But if I don't come to into work, what am I supposed to do with...” It's a real treat in Summer
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “More Halloween candy? Didn't you just buy a bunch of it yesterday? Oh, yeah, that's gone.” Even more Candy?
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “See you in hell Sheldon. The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma.” See you in hell Sheldon.
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “None of our gods have abs like that. Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups.” The last jew that did sit-ups
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Mary Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Sheldon, you're talking like a crazy person. Actually, I had him tested as a child.” Sheldon, you're talking like a crazy person.
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  • Mary Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I had him tested as a child. Doctor says he's fine. Although, I do regret not following up with that...” I had him tested as a child
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  • Mary Cooper and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Sweetheart, are you sick? I hope so, because if this is well, life isn't worth living.” Sweetheart, are you sick?
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I don't know if I want to play anymore. Because you don't have a girlfriend?” I don't know if I want to play anymore
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Hey, Bernadette doesn't mind where I get my motor running, as long as I park in the right garage.” Ladies chime in, do you agree?
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “This luxuriant hair conditioner is for CURLY hair. Which one of you straight haired dick farmers used it!?” Don't you dare lie to me!
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  • Richard Hendricks and Doctor in Silicon Valley: “I had sex. With what? A female. A female what? A female human!” I had sex
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  • Dinesh Chugtai and Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “I'll never underestimate my talents again. Don't worry, I'll continue to do it for you.” I'll do it for you
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “My dignity is in your hands, Richard!” My dignity is in your hands, Richard!
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  • Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “THE FUCK?!” That's one NASTY little monkey!
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  • VC, Erlich Bachman and Man in Silicon Valley: “Three days ago I sat right here, and I watched you put your testes on this reclaimed Brazillian...” It is my table!
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  • Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer: “Shouldn't you be, I don't know, having tea with Hitler by now?” Having tea with Hitler
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  • Jared Dunn and Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “Awesome. Fuck you! Fuck you!” Fuck you! Fuck you!
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