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  • April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “Andy? You okay? I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm...”
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.” Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “What's more cuterus than your uterus?” What's more cuterus than your uterus?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Not to worry. I have a permit.” I have a permit.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.” Never half ass two things.
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  • Ann Perkins and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don't even like Harry Potter! That's insane!” What the hell Ann?
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  • Leslie Knope and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “Andy, will you be Iceland? The bad guys from Mighty Ducks 2? Don't think so.” I've got some bad news for you Andy
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  • April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “She's the cold, distant mother I never had. I love her.” She's the cold, distant mother I never had
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  • Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Wow, the sky is really beautiful. It's pollution from the sweetums factory. It's gorgeous.” But is it worth the Ethanol?
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  • Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I don't want to date a twin, 'cause I've been tricked before.” I don't want to date a twin
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  • Tom Haverford and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “You're thinking out loud again. Am I? I am.” Am I?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I'd prefer if she'd ask me for my permission so I could say no. I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.” Such a sweetheart
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  • Woman over speaker in Parks and Recreation: “We noticed abnormal activity on your credit card so we just need you to confirm or deny some of the...” Oh this is me
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  • Leslie Knope and Shauna Malwae-Tweep in Parks and Recreation: “I was acting strange at the pit and the reason is because I had food poisoning...” Probably an Norwegian one
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “You were right. I had nothing to worry about. That skank's your problem, not mine.” I had nothing to worry about.
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Penny. What? Please don't hurt my friend.” Please don't hurt my friend.
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Where exactly did your mother have you tested?” Where exactly did your mother have you tested?
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I eat alone, I sleep alone, I cry alone, so... Darn. If you weren't busy, I'd ask...” I eat alone, I sleep alone, I cry alone
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