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  • Teacher in The Simpsons: “Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels.” Poor Ralph
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  • Homer Simpson, Alien and Man in The Simpsons: “America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They’re nothing but hideous space reptiles.” This is a two-party system
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  • Homer Simpson and Man in The Simpsons: “Who is it? Goons. Who? Hired goons.” Don't open the door
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  • Girl and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “You like the Monkees? You know they don’t write their own songs. They do so.” You like the Monkees?
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  • Comic Book Guy, Martin Prince and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “It’s as if Superman moved to Gotham City! Which he did in Worlds Finest Comics...” It’s as if Superman moved to Gotham City!
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  • Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “So you loved her right from the start? Absolutely. Then why no pictures?” I keep them where I need them the most
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  • Homer Simpson in The Big Bang Theory: “Boys don't have feelings. They have muscles.” Boys don't have feelings
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  • Man and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Well, my shift’s over. I guess it’s back to my bachelor apartment. Make a tuna sandwich, turn on will and...” Back to my bachelor apartment
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  • Man and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Hey, Homer, you’re late for English! Who needs that? I’m never going to England. Let’s smoke.” Who needs English?
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  • Milhouse Van Houten in The Simpsons: “Ohh! I hate these flood pants… Hey they’re working! My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone-dry!” I hate these flood pants
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  • Mr. Burns in The Simpsons: “Mr. Burns Family, Religion, Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.” Family, Religion, Friendship
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  • Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I’ve got to stop being so petty.” I’ve got to stop being so petty.
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “You better find my husband's mother 'cause one way or another, we're walking out of this airport...” Dont mess with Bernie
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “You know, he can be a lot of trouble, but when i see him lying here asleep like this, I just think...how easy it...” Purr Purr Purr
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  • Penny and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “We watch movies with director's commentary. Oh, my favorite: George Lucas can talk all the...” I say one word
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “You think that i don't notice all those sarcastic comments and those eye rolls, but I do.” I have excellent peripheral vision
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “That is so offensive. Does everything you know about Hinduism come from Indiana...” That is so offensive
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I do know that it won't be from an asteroid. You know who else said that?” It won't be an asteroid strike
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “This is an easy one. You love this guy. Me. Now think, there's a car named after him.” You love this guy.
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Come on smile this is gonna be my Christmas card.” Come on smile
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