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There's no cure for being a cunt. -
A wise man once said -
Happy May 18th everybody! -
Protection from your own vag -
So which one is it? -
I used to think you were like me. -
I feel for you. -
I was just wondering why you changed your hair. -
If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now. -
Twice as scary -
He's just fine -
I’m in such a good mood today -
Shut up. -
Now it's only her cheek bones :( -
Always look people in the eye -
I like that in a woman -
Narcissistic Personality Disorder -
Marry someone who -
What's the opposite of "thank you"? -
How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?