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How do say in english? -
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. -
Ugh, kids -
I didn't want to mess with his head -
90% of being a dad? -
Give them something they want -
You're so funny! -
He's not that dramatic -
I'm a cool dad. That's my thang. -
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Did I just plan the worst wedding in history? -
It was like taking candy from a baby -
Ma'am, if you could just get down -
Changed my relationship status -
What's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry? -
I don't ask people out -
What if I'm pregnant? -
The doctor said all my bleeding was internal -
They'll update our computers -
Four hours is the most I can do