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  • Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “I realized something. The first day of school is tough on all my kids. Especially the one I married.” The first day of school is tough on all my kids.
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  • Phoebe Buffay and Rachel Green in Friends: “Now we need the semen of a righteous man. Okay, Pheebs, you know what? If we had that, we wouldn't be...” Let me check the fridge
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  • Chandler Bing and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day? I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.” At a bus station!
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I believe when the right woman comes along, you'll have the guts to say, No thanks, I'm married.”
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  • Ross Geller, Chandler Bing and Monica Geller in Friends: “This is the most beautiful table I've ever seen! I know. Heads up, Ross...Score! You suck!” It is magnificient
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  • Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “And, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life.” I love pheebs ☹️♥️.
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  • Ross Geller and Rachel Green in Friends: “Here's to a lousy Christmas. And a crappy New Year.”
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  • Phoebe Buffay and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “You got the bigger half! What did you wish for? The bigger half!”
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat bald men.” She's amazing!
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  • Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “I don't get how guys can do so many mean things and not even care.”
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  • Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.” Solid advice Tribbiani!
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  • Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “It kind of looks like an old potato.” It kind of does
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “When did you have it last? Doy, probably right before she lost it.”
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “You're seriously asking us if you're attractive? Am just curious, if I was in one of your...” So, would you?
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  • Phil Dunphy and Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “You're probably one of these beautiful women who doesn't even know it. No, I know it.” You're probably one of these beautiful women who doesn't even know it.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Act like a parent, talk like a peer. I call it peer-enting.” Act like a parent, talk like a peer.
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  • Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “There's a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell's...” Mommy dearest
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  • Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Last Christmas, for example, she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer.” She gave me a piece of exercise equipment
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gun in...” Care to join?
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “So you know, I-I misjudged him. Yeah, I'm sort of like costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy...” I'm like costco.
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