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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “If I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life!” If I always answer the phone…
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Ross Geller in Friends: “Really hot. Great kisser but she had the biggest Adam's apple. Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.” She had the biggest Adam's apple.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Ross Geller in Friends: “Ross, tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants? Yes, yes, it is. In prison!” Sweet Joey
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  • Ross Geller in Friends: “You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy...” They are adorable
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I may only have a couple beers in me, but I love you. I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.” Bromance
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Monica Geller in Friends: “The hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for? Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies?” The hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
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  • Ross Geller and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I can't believe you two had sex in her dream. I'm sorry, it was a one-time thing.” And you call yourself a friend
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  • Chandler Bing and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “How about Joey Paponi? No, still too ethnic. My agent wants a more neutral name. Joey Switzerland?” Joey Paponi?
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  • Luisa Gianetti and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “Possession of an illegal animal is punishable by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?” Possession of an illegal exotic animal
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  • Monica Geller and Ross Geller in Friends: “We got it. Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks! You sure? Phoebe just threw away two Jacks...” Let's play for real!
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  • Ross Geller in Friends: “When you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards. But look how happy she is.” Relationship Goals
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  • The Lamaze Teacher in Friends: “Alright, mommies, take a nice, deep, cleansing breath. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower.” Like a flower
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Ross Geller in Friends: “How about Tony's? If you finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free. Anyone know a good place if you're not...” Good deal
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  • Chandler Bing and Rachel Green in Friends: “Can you see my nipples through my shirt? No, but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there.” Can you see my nipples through my shirt?
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  • Kai Anderson and Sally Keffler in American Horror Story: “And so this is my suicide note. Already getting some likes. No one's gonna believe any...” Already getting some likes.
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  • Gloria Mott in American Horror Story: “Excuse me? Excuse me! Clown? Do you do private parties? For children?” Do you do private parties?
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  • Adelaide Langdon and Constance Langdon in American Horror Story: “Does this make the cupcakes taste good? It causes violent stomach upset, and...” Does this make the cupcakes taste good?
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  • Marie Laveau in American Horror Story: “Let me update my Insta.” Let me update my Insta
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I once got 12 out of 12 on a buzzfeed quiz called Do you know all the slang words the Kardashians invented?” Do you know all the slang words the Kardashians invented?
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I am a trash bag from Arizona. Which is saying something. Our biggest exports are racist Sheriffs and HPV.” I am a trash bag from Arizona.
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