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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “You know what the problem is? The women, the drinking... you guys look at me and you think it's easy.” You know what the problem is?
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  • Donna and Kevin in Kevin can wait: “We got charged 90 bucks for four tubs of muscle milk protein powder. That was me.” Muscle milk protein powder
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  • Beatrice and Dodo in Another Period: “Mother, I can't be in danger with God protecting me. It's not always as black and white as that... Yes, it is.” It's not always as black and white
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Maybe this will become, like, a cool thing, living with your parents. Then maybe baldness will...” Maybe this will become a cool thing
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  • Sheila Sazs and Louis Litt in Suits: “Room 405. 9:00 p.m. tomorrow. Bring coconut oil, a ski mask, and duct tape. Fear never felt so good.” Freaky Deaky!
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  • Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “Okay, look, I think you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble...” Penny and Hubble
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  • Mrs Gold and Ari Gold in Entourage: “(talking about the soap opera she was asked to play in): Tell me that it’s exiting, and that if I did it I...” It’s a soap opera baby
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I dont understand horror movies. If you want horror, have a couple of kids.” I dont understand horror movies
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  • Captain Vorak and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “You are very fragile, Captain Mercer. Are you aware of this? There's an anti-bullying law...” You are very fragile
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Let’s just let our daughter have a normal childhood, huh? I think that gay cruise has...” That gay cruise has sailed
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “You doing okay, sweetie? There is ominous music playing, and there is an afghan over my head.” You doing okay, sweetie?
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm, would ya?” I'm too tired to slap you.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Success is one percent inspiration, ninety eight perspiration and two percent attention to detail.” Phil’s-Osophy 11
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing Let it Go!” This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing "Let it Go!"
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  • Constance Langdon in American Horror Story: “Now I understand. Tragedy was preparing me for something greater. Every loss that came before was a...” Tragedy was preparing me for something greater.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Oh, sorry. Did I get ya? No, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!” Oh, sorry. Did I get ya?
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  • Hank in Californication: “Now you’re giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.” Now you’re giving me that look
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  • Sarah and Ari Gold in Entourage: “I hate this, I’m starving. Now you know what mommy goes through every day to make a hot body for daddy.” I hate this, I’m starving.
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  • Anu and Raj Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “You have a drinking problem. No, I have a talking problem, and a drinking solution.” Raj, you have a drinking problem.
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  • Bronn in Game of Thrones: “There's no cure for being a cunt.” There's no cure for being a cunt.
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