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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “We've busted murderers. We've taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer.” Today we face the worst New York has to offer.
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Whore I'm great on skates.” Whore I'm great on skates.
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You think you can just bully people, but you can't. It's not okay. I'm the bully around here. Ask anyone.” You think you can just bully people but you can't
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  • Jake Peralta and Kevin Cozner in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “And you know, in a weird way, I'm going to miss out little house. Yes, and in an even...” In a weird way
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  • Adrian Pimento and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Someone's been following me for two days. White guy, svelte, thick brown hair, piercing...” Someone's been following me for two days.
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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What celebrity, Sir? Is it a Chris? Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? Brown? Cross? Is it a non-Chris?” What celebrity, Sir? Is it a Chris?
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  • Jake Peralta and Soren in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Please, you're just pissed we cracked the case wide open and you've got nada.” Me after a five minutes on duolingo
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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.” The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.
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  • Madison Montgomery in American Horror Story: “We take the best boy parts and we build the perfect boyfriend.” We take the best boy parts
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So it's been three months of no work, no meetings, no memos, no late nights, nothing.” No work, no meetings, no memos, nothing
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  • Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “I am starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday. Let me go to Big Joe's for you.” Literally killed a guy last year.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.” That's where I live
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  • Ron Swanson and Waiter in Parks and Recreation: “I'll have the number 8. That's a party platter, sir. It serves twelve people.” Dont you dare question Ron lunch choices
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  • Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “I am starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday. Let me go to Big Joe's for you.” I haven't had lunch since yesterday.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “It's more than a promise. It's a pinky promise.” It's more than a promise.
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Don't make any sudden moves. Smart. Let's stand perfectly still and...” He's the one you want!
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “Is that watermelon for anybody? It's for Halley. Is she gonna eat all of it?” She looks like Churchill
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Tam Nguyen in The Big Bang Theory: “I forgive you. But I didn't do anything. And yet here I am still being the bigger man.” Classic Sheldon
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  • Tam Nguyen and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Look, I was in love with Beth. She made me happy. Really? Did she let you play with her...” Best line of episode The Tam Turbulence
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Because your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids. Who's gonna be friends with them...” She kind of has a point
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